In what may be the most awkward geopolitical transaction since someone bought their landlord a birthday cake, Ukraine has repaired the damaged Druzhba oil pipeline - clearing the path for a long-delayed €90 billion EU loan, according to a report by France24.
Kyiv confirmed on Tuesday that repairs to the pipeline are complete, removing the final obstacle blocking the massive EU financial package. The catch? Fixing the pipeline means Russian oil starts flowing again to Hungary and Slovakia, two EU member states that have been among the most vocal opponents of aggressive sanctions on Moscow.
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For context, this is the same Volodymyr Zelensky who has spent months urging Western allies to tighten the economic screws on Russia. Now, his government has literally turned the tap back on for Russian crude - because €90 billion is €90 billion, and a war doesn't fund itself.
The Druzhba pipeline, whose name ironically translates to "friendship" in Russian, is one of the world's longest oil pipeline systems and a key energy artery for Central and Eastern Europe. Hungary and Slovakia have long resisted cutting themselves off from Russian energy supplies, and this repair hands them exactly what they wanted - at least for now.
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The optics are, to put it gently, complicated. Ukraine finds itself in the position of being both the victim of Russian aggression and, technically, a facilitator of Russian energy revenues - all at the same time. Critics will likely have a field day, while Ukraine's supporters will argue this is simply the brutal math of wartime survival.
The €90 billion loan from the EU has been delayed for some time, and the pipeline damage had been cited as one of the sticking points. With repairs now confirmed, the funds could finally be unlocked to support Ukraine's battered economy and ongoing defense needs.
Whether this move is strategic genius or an embarrassing contradiction depends entirely on who you ask - and how much they like Orbán. Either way, the oil is flowing, the loan appears imminent, and somewhere a diplomat is stress-eating a very expensive lunch.
Source: France24
